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Saturday, April 12
11:55 p.m.

I didn’t fall asleep until well after 2:00 a.m. last night.  And then I woke up just after 8:00 this morning.  Not enough sleep, but the sun was sending its strong rays into my room and my cats were stirring.  I got up and put a load of laundry in, then went back to bed.  I didn’t sleep, but rested, listening to the soothing sounds of Loreena McKennitt.

Finally, at around 9:45, I got up, made the bed, finished the laundry, ate some oatmeal, fed the kitties and then prepared to enjoy the most beautiful day of the year, to date.  I put on a wrap skirt, a little t-shirt, pinned up my hair and grabbed a bag with a change of clothes, a blanket and the bound copy of my book that I’m using to edit.    I stopped by Safeway to pick up some fruit, trail mix and terra chips, and then blared some good island music with all of my windows down.  It was in the mid-seventies without a cloud in the sky.  A happy, relaxed energy swept the roads, the city.

I drove up to Washington Park, taking the zoo exit off of 26 West.  It’s a beautiful drive, although packed this weekend with other like-minded visitors, and I drove in traffic past the zoo and toward the Rose Garden and Japanese Garden.  I drove around and down hill through a neighborhood of some of the most beautiful homes in Portland nested in the hillside, and parked at the bottom near the other entrance to Washington Park.  I met Susan near the fountain, up on a sun-facing hillside with beautiful trees all along, many flowering.  It was the perfect day!  Susan was on a blanket doing some work, I put my blanket down, got settled, hiked up my skirt to get sun on my legs and just took in the beauty of the day.

I worked a little on editing my book and then snacked on some fruit and chips.  Susan and I talked about the usual stuff while people watching and marvelling at the pollen floating all over the place, that looked quite beautiful, acutally.

Just after 5, we packed up and headed for a gas station.  The light had come on – annoying as I just put twenty bucks in.  Anyway.  While the gas was getting pumped into my car, I went into the restroom to change into jeans, wedge sandals, a clean t-shirt and a cute, puff-sleved jacket.  I touched up my make-up, put in a different pair of earrings, put on my large-framed black sunglasses and drove over to meet Susan and Kerry at Park Kitchen.  They were waiting at the bar.  I ordered a Manhattan, the mussels with potato and leeks, and the Flank steak salad with blue cheese, parsley and sherried onions.

After dinner, we drove up to SE Milwaukie to the Aladdin Theater to experience LIVE WIRE!  We met up with our friend Stephany and her friend, Catherine, both Virginia girls.  This evening’s haiku themes were chocolate, lies and chickens.  And so we got to work on our 5-7-5 syllable lined poems; I wrote one about lies. 

The first show opened with a funny skit by the Faces for Radio Theater cast.  A vibrant musical performance by Grand Archives kept the tempo with good guitars, a tambourine and lots of whistling.  Next, essayist Cole Gamble, who usually writes about parenting, lectured on why he never enjoyed talking about sports.  The highlight of this segment was an interview with Ursula K. Le Guin, probably Portland’s most famous writer.  Oddly, I had never read any of her work.  After listening to this adorable, engaging legendary writer speak, I was hooked.  She talked about when she first started writing in the late 50′s, when she had three small children, when women didn’t write professionally while rearing children.  She was an inspiration.  I was struck by her mild manner, her humbled demeanor, and her quick wit.  While most of her work has been fantasy and science fiction, creating imaginative worlds and challenging the notions of gender, writing to make the reader contemplate our world and our place in the world, she has taken on a new world, historical fiction, in her latest book Lavinia.  In this work, Le Guin takes Vergil’s The Aeneid, whose hero fights to claim the king’s daughter, Lavinia, with whom he is destined to found an empire.  In Vergil’s work, Le Guin reminds that Vergil didn’t give Lavinia a voice in the epic poem, but wrote her in as part of a scene, where he described her blushing.  Le Guin espoused to give Lavinia a voice.  Here, ‘she tells us what Vergil did not: the story of her life, and of the love of her life’.

After her engaging talk, Grand Archives came out to play one more spirited, rousing set.  During the intermission I picked up a freshly signed copy of Le Guin’s work, Lavinia.

The second show opened with Alicia J. Rose’s report from South by Southwest, a music conference in downtown Austin, Texas.  Rose plays the accordion, takes professional photos and books the music talent at the Doug Fir.  Local music talent Laura Veirs took the stage. 

Dagoba Chocolate  founder Frederick Schilling was interviewed by LIVE WIRE! hose Courtenay Hameister.  It was pretty engaging.  He did a what goes with chocolate challenge with an audience member, where he ended up happily tasting dark chocolate with guacamole and then with tuna.  Schilling, who used to be a chef in Boulder, CO, and now lives in Ashland, Oregon, asserts that chocolate goes with everything.

A bizarre performance by Third Rail Repertory Theater brought two men to the stage in nothing but their boxer shorts.  It was a strange scene between a mad man who thinks he’s a chicken and his psychiatrist, who, also behaving like a chicken, seeks to heal his patient by challenging him to act like human as a spy for the animal kingdom.  I wasn’t really into it but I was impressed by their excellent interpretation of two cocks.

Laura Viers did two sets to close the show.

After, we met up with two other friends who had been sitting upstairs in the balcony section.  We all went up Powell a few blocks to the new Hopworks Urban Brewery.  It’s always a challenge for me to enter places that have brewery in the name.  Celiac disease makes that a bit tricky so I opted for a glass of bad Pinot and some chicken wings.  We were in the late night happy hour – again, this brilliant concept in Portland.  Cheap but good eats in the bars and taverns in the last couple hours of operation.

I drove home thinking about perfect days.  Today, Susan had given Kerry and me a present – just because, for no real reason, just a sweet token to friendship.  Mine was a beautiful purple ring made from beads.  I looked at the ring on my finger as my hand guided the steering wheel toward home.  I thought about the dreariness that came with the long rain season in western Oregon, and how redemption comes in the form of a day like today.  Perfect days are rare gifts, like friendships, like my purple beaded ring.  But when they blossom, when they open, it’s cherrished – and you can feel it all around you, you can feel the gratitude.  I was basking in the radiance of the gratitude long after the sun went down.

 

 

 

 

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Saturday, March 15

Tibetan protesters killed in Lhasa by the Chinese government.  Read more.

The best line: “China has accused followers of Tibet’s exiled spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, of masterminding the rioting…”  Yes, China, you’ve got it right, the world’s leader on promoting world peace and ending war, His Holiness the Dalai Lama is going to mastermind rioting.  The Chinese government would benefit from some serious ENLIGHTENMENT.

Following that headline, it seemed arbitrary for me to write about the fun, humorous evening I had at LIVE WIRE!  But, I suppose that’s the way of the world.  Bad things happen and hopefully we’ll learn from them.  And in the meantime, to be able to be at peace, to laugh, to feel the synergy of a group of people all enjoying themselves, in a room where there’s so many freedoms, well, it’s a reminder of how good we have it over here.  Not to say that life is always perfect and good in America, but as individuals we can bash the government on the radio (or tv, or where ever we like), we can have our own thoughts and opinions and speak of them freely, we can vote and pave the way for change, we can protest whenever we want where ever we want, so long as it’s done peacefully.  So, while I felt terribly this morning to learn about another example of human suffering and struggle, I thought about peace, I meditated on it, and I took the time to appreciate my freedoms. 

And tonight, in the Aladdin Theater and along the airwaves, Portlanders all over can listen to comedic turns on our government and war and speak sarcastically of ‘peace’, considering our nation hasn’t exactly been a shining symbol of it.  Yes, I went to LIVE WIRE!

My cousin and her husband and their friend came down from the Seattle area.  I had a slight fever and was still feeling pretty bad by the time they arrived in my neighborhood.  They came over and I gave them a tour of my place, then we looked at a Willamette Valley wine country map.  I helped them locate some wineries to visit for a few hours.  I felt badly for staying home, but I really needed to get some rest.  When they left for wine country, I had a bowl of chicken soup and took a nap.

I woke up and tried to get my fluish self ready for an evening out.  Even though I was sick, I already had my ticket for LIVE WIRE! and I really wanted to spend some time with my cousin.  My fever was down, but I was still congested and my throat was still sore.  By the time my cousins returned from wine country and freshened up, I picked them up and we headed toward SE Division.   We met my friend Susan and another cousin of mine at Lauro Kitchen.  I had the paella without the sausage (to insure it was gluten free) and a nice mixed greens salad with a light, savory vinaigrette.  It wasn’t my favorite dining experience.  The paella at Fenouil is hands-down superior.  But, it was still an enjoyable meal.

After dinner, we headed a few blocks over to the Aladdin Theater.

I felt a little bit better after dinner and was just excited for the show.   Perhaps adrenaline was feigning wellness.  We picked up our tickets at will call and got seated.  This was the Fourth Annual show or birthday.

We were given our haiku cards and began to fill them out.  The haiku themes were high school marching bandstravel disasters – and I can’t remember the third one!  I wrote a haiku on travel disasters.  I think it was something like this:

Sailing near Capri
Bikini top in the sea. 
Shit!  Paparazzi.

Mine wasn’t selected to read on air.  I’m beginning to think I need to start working on my haiku writing skills!

Anyway.  The radio situation comedy was hilarious.  I think the writers are geniuses.  They really capture Oregon in every skit and keep the humor authentic.  

The first musical guest was Amelia, which was actually the very first LIVE WIRE! musical guests to perform on the very first broadcast four years ago.  I figured this was going to be good because last month’s musical guests were incredible.  Amelia is a unique sound – made me think of Paris in the 1950′s, like in an Audrey Hepburn movie – hip, cool, smooth.  The singer/drumer tapped the skins with brushes, giving that sultry jazzy mood, and her voice was a little bit Ella, a little bit Edith Piaf, sometimes like Chyna Forbes of Pink Martini, and at times a little bit like Margo Timmins, the lead singer of Cowboy Junkies. 

The Sojourn Theater performed a portion of their upcoming show.  This is an interesting theatrical group that travels to unusual places, like a car dealership!, to stage their plays.  I’m planning on staying tuned to this innovative troupe.

Next two segment was an interview with the Pander Brothers, creators of films and comics.  I’m not really into comics, so the subject wasn’t super engaging for me, but these two brothers were engaging.

Amelia came out and performed one more song before the show wrapped.

After an intermission, in which I went and bought a copy of Amelia’s latest CD, the second recorded show began.   I needed some water because I was dehydrated and I couldn’t breathe.  I had to blow my nose!  I was starting to get a headache again.  I tried to survive through the next show.

Essayist Stacy Bolt read from her first year as a mother.  She read a letter to her son on his first birthday.  It was hilarious and tender.  And brutally honest about the brain dead moments that happen with so many first time mothers.  Meantime, a woman in the back brought her baby who started to cry.  And all I could think was – what was she thinking?  It’s an evening performance for live radio!  If you can’t find a babysitter, then stay home.  It was totally inappropriate for this woman to bring her infant to this show and it was totally unfair to the audience and performers.  This is the kind of cluelessness about some parents that drives me crazy.  Like bringing infants and small children to fine dining restaurants or to wineries, or to any adult environment.   I’ve seen a woman in her late-30′s sitting at a bar at around midnight with her baby!  Just makes me cringe and grind my teeth!

Anyway.  The show!  This crazy band came out and blew the audience away with its masterful and fun horns section!  It was the March Fourth Marching Band!  I’ve never seen anything like it.  Totally a highlight.  I will go out and get their live CD.  Their music is fun and funky.  Plain and simple.  Sounds much like New Orleans.  And there’s some serious talent here, too.

Finally, an interview with rogue travel writer Chuck Thompson.  He was pretty funny.  Susan ended up buying his book, Smile When You’re Lying: Confessions of a Rogue Travel Writer,  at the end of the show.  He had some interesting advice and tidbits about travel.  A highlight – to get the best rate possible at a hotel…lie.  That’s right!  If the rate seems high, call the hotel and say you think your company, Microsoft (or insert any other huge company) has a corporate rate.  He laughs, it’s not like they’re going to look it up to see if you work there or not.  Interesting.  Anyway, he had some funny points.

It was a great show.  I felt really bad, though, by the time we left.  I dropped my cousin, her husband and their friend off at the Best Western near me and went home and took some Nyquil!
 

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Friday, February 15
11:19 p.m.

About a week ago I realized this blog was, in part, a love story about Portland.  And I feel like I am constantly experiencing a lovefest for this city.  I often rate my top Portland moments; then, I suppose I also have my top Oregon moments, followed by my top Pacific Northwest moments.  I don’t know if it’s heirarchical, but it all dances relevant in my world of wonderment and enchantment.  Which all leads to this evening.  Susan had mentioned a week earlier a monthly broadcast event called LIVE WIRE!.  She said it was kind of like Garrison Keillor and A Prairie Home Companion, but not really.  I was intrigued!

They call it “Variety for the ears, Vaudeville for the mind”.  This was the best $15 I’ve spent up on SE Milwaukie.  Ever. The live shows are performed and recorded at the Aladdin Theater, LIVE WIRE! is a variety show where guests get an interactive evening of laughs, cheers and pure entertaintment.  It’s very Oregonian in that the ensemble, led by Associate Producer/Head Writer/Host and funnywoman Courtenay Hameister, and the fantastic House Band featuring Ralph Huntley and The Mutton Chops, poke fun and pick out the kitch of the old beaver state (yup, that’s really Oregon’s official nickname). 

When I arrived and grabbed my seat with Susan and her friend, I was given a card and the instructions to write down a Haiku.  There were three themes, including Martini, which is the topic I wrote about.  What a blast!  They choose a couple of haikus from the audience and read them during the show.  Mine wasn’t selected, which was a HUGE mistake.  Wink!

This evening’s round up began with a hilarious opening act about a couple on a date who stop by the woman’s apartment so that she can change before they go out to dinner when her answering machine goes off and the man on the other end announces his tests were positive for some STD, played loud and clear for her date to hear, and it’s a boffo mix of comedy that stretches into the opening show credit for LIVE WIRE!, in a “live from New York, it’s Saturday Night…” kind of way. 

The cast then performed a parody on the musical Oklahoma!, stating Rogers & Hamerstein’s original intention was to write a musical about Oregon until funding and support was cut when Oregonians had better things to do – like save trees, etc., and yet the final score to the original writing of Oregon! was performed in a brilliant and rollicking finale that made you want to jump out of your seat.  It was fantastic! 

Two musical performances included, first, The Everybodyfields, a dynamic neo-country band from Tennessee.  Any band with a haunting male/female vocal, well-written and portentous lyrics, and a killer slide guitar is going to capture my attention.  I loved their opening song, Aeroplane.  I went and bought their CD Nothing is Okay during the intermission. Courtney’s interview with Sam Quinn and Jill Andrews was great – the duo was very witty and engaging.

After, Courtney interviewed Author/roboticist Daniel H. Wilson who talked about love in the future…with robot sex “dolls”.  It was weird, creepy and yet ridiculously funny. 

The next interview included an engaging storytelling session, versus a traditional interview, with film conductor and composer Harry Rabinowitz, a 91-year-old genius who was prepossessing, in many ways.  Obliging and pleasant, this man offered stories about his youth in creating music, with a bittersweet nostalgia.  Look at his repertoire – he conducted orchestrations of film scores for Cold Mountain, The Talented Mr. Ripley, The English Patient, Howards End and The Remains of the Day, need I say any more.

Finally, Mortified Performers took the stage.  Emiko Badillo shared some insights from her high school years as an outcast.  Then, founder of Mortified Performance, Dave Nadelberg, was interviewed.  He was very interesting.  This concept sprung to life when he was home excavating through a box of memories and found a letter he wrote to this girl he was in love with when he was a pre-teen.  He began to read the letter to his friends at dinner parties because it was so funny.  Hence, the mortified performance was born.

Finally, China Forbes, of Pink Martini, who’s debut solo album releases next week, performed.  She, too, had a very humorous interview.  She reminded me of Sheryl Crow.  She’s got a gorgeous voice, the guitars were upbeat, I really liked her performance, which I’d sum up as delightful.

There were other ensemble acts, which were all brilliant.  When the show was over, we waited outside while Susan’s friend got her bike together (put on safety features, lights, etc.).  Handsome cast member Sean McGrath came out.  When I was a young tween I used to swim with this hot kid named Sean McGrath.  All the young girls loved young Sean McGrath.  He was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed lithe hottie.  I approached grown-up radio personality Sean McGrath, who’s hot in Michaelangelo’s The David kind of way, with really good hair, and I asked him if he grew up in Virginia.  We chatted long enough for me to discover he wasn’t the one and the same Sean McGrath from my teenaged crush.  He was in fact a 27 year old who was raised in Manhattan but had spent some time in Virginia.  I kept hearing 27, too young for me.  Too bad.  He was hot.  Finally, before I smiled to say good-bye he said, and I quote:

“When I was a kid, visiting my aunt in Virginia, I was out in their boat and I had an accident.  I fell out of that boat.  It was terrible.  I nearly drowned.  But then a mermaid came up and saved me.  You look a lot like that mermaid.”  I laughed out loud.  He continued, “let’s go swimming.”  Poking fun at my pre-teen swimteam memory. 

I said, “nice synopsis of Big.” 

He leaned in and whispered, “you mean Splash.”  Yup.  I am a ding-dong.  At least I got the Tom Hanks movie star part right.

He was adorable.  I nearly left with him to go swimming…somewhere.  Not sure where one swims in Portland in February at eleven o’clock in the evening.  But, I was almost willing to find out.  Yeah, that was the best pick up line I have EVER hear.  Men – are you out there reading this?  THAT was a clever line.  Learn, practice and master this. 

I drove home glowing with the kind of warm-fuzzy happiness that augments after a fun-filled moment or event.  Happiness is a living thing, it’s like the opposite of a virus.  It does infect you but in such a glorious way.  It boosts your immune system, your sex drive, your self esteem…everything.  As I was driving home I realized I haven’t been congested in days, no signs of chronic non-allergic rhinitis.  I was healthy, I was well, I was supremely happy.

Anyway, like a good stalker girl, I Googled Mr. McGrath and found this fantastic 8 min. short he directed and acted in (he’s the lanky guy with the good hair, wearing a garland of garlic).   This movie, Tooth and Nail, won a couple of awards.  I see the next Napoleon Dynamite out of this young superstar!

On to more pressing issues.  Shadow was nowhere to be found.  Concerned, I looked into her bed and found a round worm.  Uh-oh.  I got a tissue, plucked the little bugger and flushed it down the toilet.  I was going to have to pick up some meds for my new-found friend.  I would go to the store in the morning and find something, along with drops for her ears to kill the mites that are clearly causing her trauma.  I feel a commitment coming on, but I cannot get too attached, I think I may have found her a permanent home, so I have to do my best not to get emotionally involved.  I suspect this is how most men rationalize dating… 
 

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